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Advance Screenings of
I’m talking with Paramount Pictures about Sweeney Todd again. They loved the huge surge of interest with the first preview and are asking me to promote 2 more, this time there will be giveaway prizes from my shop, Dapper Cadaver and BJ Winslow.com, and other prizes as well. We’ll also have free posters and movie swag to give away in our shop at 5519 Hollywood Blvd.

The dates will be Dec 7th and Dec 20th. The official premiere is Dec 21, so it’s all still advance screenings. Seats will be first come first served.

All I’m waiting for is a few things. As soon as I have the tickets in hand and the info on the rest of the giveaways I’ll post it to the Dapper Cadaver Blog so if you want to be first, just keep checking for my update.

Daily Monsters – The Chupacabra

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Across the Southwest people have been reporting, photographing, and in some cases finding specimens of large, hideous, hairless canines some are calling chupacabras. Here are some of the reports
news.google.com/news?hl=en&ned=us&q=chupacabra&am…

DNA from some of the specimens clearly identify them as coyotes – hideous and hairless because of the disease known as “mange”

One woman even reported seeing one of these hairless coyotes attack her caged chickens, pulling its head through the bars and biting it off, then drinking all the blood that spilled out.

Could these mange-coyotes account for the chupacabra? Is it only coincidental that they’re similar in appearance and behavior to chupas? Are the real goat-suckers still at large? Or only legend?

Do you believe in chupacabras, or mange-coyotes?

Free Pre-Release Creature Feature Albums at Dapper Cadaver

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Those boys from Creature Feature have hit the big time! They deserve their critical acclaim as the greatest and spookiest band ever to rise from the grave. If you’ve heard them already you know this, and would probably love to get your hands on a free pre-release album. If you haven’t heard them then now’s the perfect time to check them out and realize no Halloween party will ever be complete without their tunes again.

Check them out now at http://www.myspace.com/creaturefeaturemusic
Their album “The Greatest Show Unearthed” hit shelves on Oct 30 but I have a limited supply of advance copies.

If you want one, all you need to do is come into Dapper Cadaver (5519 Hollywood Blvd) between now and Halloween. Bring a copy of this post or any picture from our Creature Feature Gallery and the album is free with any purchase.

See you Underground
BJ

Mummy in the Maze

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I’m so excited, my favorite holiday is about to mash up with my my favorite show and it’s chock full of my favorite things!

The Bones Halloween special airs next Tuesday the 30th at 8pm on Fox.

Keep an eagle eye out for all the Haunted house decor we supplied them – gibbets and gallows and bodies and skull chisels, blood and electric chairs and so much more good stuff.

And if anyone pulls stills from the episode, awesome. I’ll credit you on our website.

Back in Order

Severed Head Found at Salton Sea

The new season of Law & Order is underway and already they’ve got me doing props for the flagship series and SVU. The guy above was originally created for Law & Order, he’s one of my favorite heads ever. The photo was taken by Brian Henderson in the Salton Sea as part of a crime scene photo series. The dog below is for an upcoming episode of Law & Order (the original) called “Submission”

Anybody who has screen caps from either the 3 year old episode with the mummy or the upcoming one with the dog, or any of my Law and Order props let me know or post them in the comments.
Other props I’ve done for L&O can be seen below in the following links
http://www.bjwinslow.com/gallery/rotted_corpses/rotten_rena_0_200
http://www.bjwinslow.com/gallery/rotted_corpses/Ancient_Dead_B2
http://www.bjwinslow.com/gallery/rotted_corpses/Ancient_Dead_A1
http://www.bjwinslow.com/gallery/rotted_corpses/decayed1
http://www.bjwinslow.com/gallery/rotted_corpses/burntcorpse80
http://www.bjwinslow.com/gallery/rotted_corpses/mummy_34

Free Advance Screening of Sweeny Todd

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Just one of the perks of the Biz. Paramount Studios asked me to pass this along to my blog readers and mailing list.

FREE SCREENING OF SWEENEY TODD!

Be one of the first to see SWEENEY TODD in a special advance screening

Tuesday, October 23rd

7:30pm

Universal Studios, CA

For specific theater location, please

RSVP to 323.956.8129 – you MUST RSVP to attend!

No purchase necessary, supplies limited, seating is available on a first come-first serve basis and not guaranteed.

SWEENEY TODD OPENS NATIONWIDE DECEMBER 21st

Dexter's Chop Shop

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We at Dapper Cadaver created six mutilated corpses for this season of Dexter. A lot of people have now come in and said they’ve seen the episode, but my problem is I don’t have showtime. Does anyone have a copy of the episode with the chopped up bodies or images from it? Above is one of the corpses on our shop floor.

Margaret Cho reviews my penis

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My penis has really gotten around. Traci Lords, Kenneth Anger, and Margaret Cho have all had their hands on it. It was for Margaret that I originally created it, and here’s her review, from Alarm Press

“I went to a special effects specialist, who is a friend of my husband and made a very light yet very realistic flaccid latex penis. It was very hard to find a dildo that was like a flaccid penis!

I needed one that would fit into panties and still look like something when I stripped them off, so it had to be collapsible, and it is — fully collapsible and will stick onto my crotch with double stick tape!

The choreography is simple, just a classic fan dance really, but with a big surprise ending. The audience really doesn’t know what to do. At first I try to seduce them, being very feminine and coy with myself, a very shy, teasing kind of dance. But then at the end, when I reveal I have this very real looking and startlingly plain penis, people really freak out.

I almost cried the first few times that I performed it because the audience reacted so strongly — screaming! People were literally screaming. I love that. So that is my most exciting number right now.”

Screaming for my penis, that’s what I like to see in print.
When asked by Lawrence.com about size, Margaret had this to say
“Q: Why didn’t you borrow Mark Wahlberg’s from “Boogie Nights”?

A: That’s too big. Mine is big, but it’s not big like that.”

Thank you Margaret.

More Gore!

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America’s Scariest Home Haunts has a new episode called “Gore Galore” and they paid me a visit in the shop to talk about guts, butcher shops, sheep’s hearts, and what’s the best thing to use for painting blood splatters. There’s also lots of fun footage from inside haunts where people get live autopsies, covered in maggots, and beaten in cages.

Joy!

Remember, there’s a new episode everyday, so to see my interview check out Gore Galore

25 Essential Halloween Hits

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There’s a real problem with the over the counter Halloween CD’s available out there. Check them out. I love “The Humpty Dance” as much as the next skinny weird looking dude, but it’s just not spooky.

I’ve been collecting Horror and Halloween themed records for years (and I’m working on putting together a radio show, watch this blog for announcements!). My collection reaches back into the early days of Appalachian Goth and Voodoo Blues in the 20’s and 30’s to the novelty record boom of the 50’s and 60’s, horror metal and prog rock ghost stories of the 70’s, right up into the current psychobilly revival of today. I’ve compiled the below list as just a sample, 25 tracks I consider an essential Halloween party soundtrack.

You might notice there is no “Monster Mash” on this list. That’s only because everyone knows that one already. I love the Monster Mash, i own Bobby “Boris” Picketts original LP, I’ve licked the grooves and I can swear it tastes like candy corn and glow stick goo. I named my grade school bike gang “the Crypt Kickers” after his band, and I’ve played it backwards for our midnight “orange mass” on Halloween. So no blasphemous Mash bashing allowed!

25 Essential Halloween Hits

1.“This is Halloween” – Danny Elfman or Marilyn Manson

2. “Dragula” – Rob Zombie

3. “Dead Man’s Party” – Oingo Boingo

4. “Day of the Dead” – The Misfits

5. “The Human Fly” – The Cramps

6. “Coolest Little Monster” – John Zacherie

John Zacherie was a Horror movie host, like a male Elvira, in the fifties, this song is a little like the 12 days of christmas, but with much better gifts like “a hat pin of bat skin” and “your own noose for home use”
7. “Bloody Hammer” – Roky Erickson

Roky was a man making Horror themed records in the heady days of psychadelia and prog rock when everyone took them selves so seriously. For this he was institutionalized and given shock therapy.
8. “Nature Trail to Hell” – Weird Al Yankovic or Rosemary’s Billygoat

Billygoat (pictured) amps up the weird and the rock on this cult classic
9. “Where They Wander” – The Horror Pops

10. “Pet Cemetery” – The Ramones

11. “The Blob” – The Zanies

12. “I Put a Spell on You” – Screamin Jay Hawkins

13 “The Monster Twist” – Tyrone A. Saurus

14. “Feed My Frankenstein” – Alice Cooper

15. “Fear of the Dark” – Iron Maiden

16. “Haunted Cathouse” – Nekromantix

17. “Red Right Hand” – Nick Cave

18. “Jack you’re Dead” – Louis Jordan

19. “Aim for the Head” – Creature Feature

20.”The Vampire” – Archie King

21 “Wolf Woman” – KC and the Moonshine Band

This swinging rockabilly tune goes into the never before told intimacies of a man getting it on with a wolf woman. Great for parties, although references to “the hair on her chest” begins the gender bending implications. Bonus points for an awesome band name.
22. “Bloodletting” – Concrete Blond

23. “Rockula” – los straightjackets

24. “When Werewolves Collide” – Logan Whitehurst

Imagine a song about experimenting on werewolves to unlock their chemical properties. Now imagine it’s being song like it’s the theme song of a James Bond movie. Now imagine it’s being played on an accordion. If I just broke your imagination don’t worry, this song exists.
25. “Werewolves of London” – Warren Zevon